The Human CRAB

The time has come. Humanity must know what awaits in its future. You must be the messenger - you must bear the banner of the Human CRAB. Wield it aloft to show your peers what awaits them in the now-unvieled mists of destiny!

The Human Crab - T-Shirt Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	16.75
M	29	20	17.88
L	30	22	19.13
XL	31	24	20.38
2XL	32	26	21.63
3XL	33	28	22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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Stick it somewhere important...

$5.29

This creature of the future deserves to be shared with the rest of humanity. Bring the Accursed Crab to all places of the Earth with this sticker - and stick it everywhere. Available in three different sizes!

Art by Wyatt Andrews
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